The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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Chdonga 2008-12-30 15:03:49

What TV show is your profile pic from? I've seen it before I think...

sinskae 2008-12-30 15:03:49

Fooly Cooly.

Chdonga 2008-12-30 15:04:39

PS Is this story based off a movie, bah whatever, it's very good.

sinskae 2008-12-30 15:04:39

naw, I picked it off of a joke website. i thought it was rather good and I wanted to share it.

goofyka 2008-12-30 15:09:16

Lulz!That was so funny!XD

sinskae 2008-12-30 15:09:16

y thank you!

weaselfan 2008-12-30 15:41:26

dont be a cop trainee............wait if your thinking like me they give you the gun and you never give it back all oyu need is to buy spare bullets but if you are going to be cop i will have to burn, hit ,blow up,shoot,b head,or snap you neck to you

sinskae 2008-12-30 15:41:26

lmao, right now I'm in a criminal Justice class, but after I graduate from college, nothing but FBI for me :D

Good luck; I am pretty tough to kill lol

weaselfan 2008-12-30 16:20:38

hmmmmmmmmmm you think your tough to kill who exzacley think shot the president that day the guy on the news haaaaaaa that that was a decoy aka i told him can you hold this for me
then he said ok and i ran like hell

sinskae 2008-12-30 16:20:38

lmao; okkkk then. someone needs to put the bong down.

weaselfan 2008-12-30 16:26:47

no my bongy mine

sinskae 2008-12-30 16:26:47

lmao

weaselfan 2008-12-31 15:22:38

*barfs from smokeing to much bong*
woooooooooooo up toataly up for..*barfs for like 4 seconds weaaaaaaaaa ya more more more more *throws up blood*........ whoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

sinskae 2008-12-31 15:22:38

hey, Ive thrown up blood before. it was after a party where I got wasted. Scared the shit out of me.