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Oh battle buddies, hope you love your duty stations T_T
Well, not much is new around these parts. I graduate in May, and after school is done I'm signing up with the national guard. They'll pay for my college which is what I need at this point. Besides, I've always felt the urge to do the military thing. And hey if the military goes well for me, I'll stick with it and have a pension and retirement before i know it!! xD
Also had a recent breakup with a girl I was with for 6 months. i just could not trust her; she made promises i never wanted her to and she broke them all. Drinking, cheating, lieing. Just don't fly for long. She wanted me to forgive her, but I just couldn't turn back. Not to that.
I've been away from newgrounds for too long in my opinion. I had a lot of friends here, but it seems like with time, we all drift our own ways. Not that that's a bad thing; we all have real lives behind these computer screens and fake names. We all will move on at some point.
My final year of school is coming closer to the end. I look more into my future and all I see is military. The only choice is between Army or Navy. I will most likely choose Navy and sign up with a friend of mine. At least I get to travel a lot and see the world...
Decided to make a new post due to the pure boredom filling up my skull.
I'll post a few vids that I like; this one is of my Brother-In- Law and his band playing:
A really good Song:
Oh and I'm helping find questions for Andrea364 for a hentai quiz; If anyone needs help looking for questions for quizzes of any type, I will be more than happy to help.
Seeing as a lot of people are making friend lists, I'm sure I'll make one some day soon.
Go to this website and vote for Newgrounds as the word! Help Newgrounds win some exposure!!! :D
I quote from the website:
"If this website gets 1 million words voted for, I will get the most voted for word tattooed on my back from shoulder to shoulder."
So lets help Newgrounds out here folks! :D
um... not a whole lot new...broke up with my girlfriend on July 2...was pretty upset about it, but I am starting to get over it thanks to the support of my friends IRL. Just saw Transformers 2: I heard some rather nasty reviews about it, but to be honest, I liked it! I thought it was far better than the first Transformers.
I just had to pop in to say...the new layout...the red hurts mah eyes!!! DX
Thank god it's April 1, or I'd have to come someone.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.lol
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Thanks to my U.S. History teacher, and The Daughters of the American Revolution, I have receaived an award for "Excellence in History"
I'm pretty happy I got it, although next year I will be shooting for the Good Citizens Award.
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!